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Traumatology.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Self help acupuncture

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Unguided imagery

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

'Do I have to be creative?'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Feel better, dear?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Van Go

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"That must be the artist over there."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Junior Doctor.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Broken Heart

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.