Art Therapy Adventurer T-Shirts

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Guitarist

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Couples' therapy

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Jackson Pollock Studio

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'We have three minutes left.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'Do I have to be creative?'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."