Art Therapy Adventurer Mugs

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Licensed Therapist

Guitarist

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Couples' therapy

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'We have three minutes left.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Do I have to be creative?'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'