Abstract Art Adventurer Mugs

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Thought Process.

Face painting by numbers.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock Studio

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Art Gallery.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."