Painting Adventurer Mugs

Man Painting Road.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'