Adventurous Painter Mugs

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Guitarist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Kid doing cave paintings

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Jackson Pollock as a child

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Gesundheit."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Mammoth Posing

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

Maria Sibylla Merian

'What's on the other side?...'