Adventurous Painter T-Shirts

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Guitarist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Jackson Pollock as a child

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Mammoth Posing

Farmer's Market.

Maria Sibylla Merian