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This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

Self help acupuncture

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

The early days of tofurkey.

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'Therapy and medications are not the only options for your obsessive behavior.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Free neck massages.

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

Acupuncture appointment card, pinned to chest.

Dennis Wong Acupuncturist