Healing Artist T-Shirts

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Self help acupuncture

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

BLESS YOU

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Medical Arts Building

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

What? No, really, I'm just taking notes.

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.