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Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Self help acupuncture

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

BLESS YOU

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Medical Arts Building

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!