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Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Meditation

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Traumatology.

Amongst the rush.

Medical Arts Building

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Sea of Tranquillity

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

CBD Oil for Neurotics

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Consternation/Control

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

War artists.

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."