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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Enlightened Cursing

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Weathervanes.

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Consternation/Control