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'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"Stop moving!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Meditation

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Weathervanes.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."