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'Why are you always so bloody reasonable?'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"Stop moving!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Meditation

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Weathervanes.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea