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JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

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Meditation

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Baby face

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Weathervanes.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Coat of Arms

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."