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JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

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Meditation

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Baby face

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Weathervanes.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Coat of Arms

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'