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'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Shoe addict.

Meditation

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Now that's art!"

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"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"You know your dog better than I do."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Private View.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Bless this horse

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'..or do you think we should go with this one?'