Cozy Curator Gifts

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Shoe addict.

Meditation

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Now that's art!"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"You know your dog better than I do."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Private View.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

A Cat at Work.

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Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.