Cozy Corner Curator Gifts

"Government means testing has been keeping me nice and warm this winter."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I didn't get to do any clothes shopping. It took me forever to pick out our new living room furniture.'

'...Phew! I just had a terrible nightmare - someone put me amongst some pigeons!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

A Cat at Work.

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Bless this horse

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"We'll be in the den. Fluffy is going to take a capnap, and I am going to take a mannap."

"I can't be mad at him...he had the courtesy to open the recliner for Bootsy."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Santa sits under a hunting trophy with a shiny nose

Yuletide

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Shoe addict.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Coffee

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Baby Bear.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Comfort zone

E-commerce for shoplifters.