Cozy Corner Connoisseur Gifts

"I can't wait to forget everything I learned about myself during quarantine."

Cat Book Club

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Coffee

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Baby Bear.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Comfort zone

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Comfy?"

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

Amazing Cat Accomplishments

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"