Connoisseur Of The Corner Pub Gifts

"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Hats and Food

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Wine at the Bar

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

What's the insect de jour?

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

Doughnut Criminals

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.