Connoisseur Of The Corner Pub Pillows

"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Wifi in Hell

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Wine at the Bar

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

What's the insect de jour?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Doughnut Criminals

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.