Pub Connoisseurs Pillows

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

Wine at the Bar

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.