Pub Conversation Connoisseurs Pillows

Pie chart of pub conversations

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Men gossiping

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."