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Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Men gossiping

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Hold that afterthought!"

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."