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"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Fried chickens.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Redhead

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Professional woman in pub

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'