Pub Connoisseur Mugs

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Men's fragrances...

'Man...You age great!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Redhead

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Fried chickens.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

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