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"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Wine at the Bar

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker