Bar Connoisseur Prints

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Wine at the Bar

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.