'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'
Bar Banter Connoisseur T-Shirts
Let your favorite banter expert wear their humor proudly with a t-shirt that speaks volumes. Designed for conversations starters and comedy lovers alike, it’s perfect for casual days or nights out.
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'What worried me most is identity theft.'
'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'
Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."
"Another flue shot, Larry.
'I like you, you've got balls.'
'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.
"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."
"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'
"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"
'Don't you think you've had enough?'
"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"
'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'
"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
Wine at the Bar
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."
The Art of Bantering!
"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"
Inappropriate horse whispering.
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