Cornerstone Connoisseur Gifts

"The threaded capstone should help seal in freshness."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

Clock Face Golf Set

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

NBA on strike.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!