Couch Curator Gifts

"Fox again! C'mon man. Try the History Channel for once. Educate yourself dude."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Will you stop saying 'Back in the Day'? Back in EVERY day you were just lounging about in that chair, like you do now!"

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Shoe addict.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"