Couch Curator Gifts

"Fox again! C'mon man. Try the History Channel for once. Educate yourself dude."

"Will you stop saying 'Back in the Day'? Back in EVERY day you were just lounging about in that chair, like you do now!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Shoe addict.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'