Couch Historian Gifts

The Bronze Age of Television

'Rocking chairs...Why'd it have to be rockng chairs?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Goal!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Couch and Potato

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever