Couch Historian Gifts

The Bronze Age of Television

'Rocking chairs...Why'd it have to be rockng chairs?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Couch and Potato

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."