Calm Curator Gifts

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Camomile Tea

Meditation

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Enlightened Cursing

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Weathervanes.

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sea of Tranquillity

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."