Coolness Curator Gifts

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Turtle Hat

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Meditation

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Well, it's about time!'

My first mistake.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Private View.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Life drawing class.

The institute.

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie