Coolness Curator Gifts

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Turtle Hat

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Meditation

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Well, it's about time!'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

My first mistake.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Private View.

Life drawing class.

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

The institute.