Artistic Healer Gifts

Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Junior Doctor.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'Got anything for a headache?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

What? No, really, I'm just taking notes.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."