Musical Healer Gifts

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Medical Arts Building

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

A woman repairs a broken heart.

The Cello Victims

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Dancing Doctor

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Botanical violinist

Musical pill box

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Singing Doctor

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Breaking up is hard to do. Well, most of the time.