Earth Healer Gifts

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Pandora's boxes

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Broken Heart

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Psychiatry visit.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Medical Arts Building

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.