Folk Healer Gifts

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Before the riots/after the riots

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'Reflexes normal.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Earth and doctor

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."