Folk Healer Gifts

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Before the riots/after the riots

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

"The sea will doctor you now."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'Reflexes normal.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Earth and doctor

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.