Earth Healer Pillows

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Pandora's boxes

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Broken Heart

Alternative Medicine.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"The sea will doctor you now."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Psychiatry visit.

Medical Arts Building

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.