Traditional Healer Pillows

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Alternative Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

The New Age Dentist.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Fakir Shrink.

'Got anything for a headache?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

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