Traditional Healing Lover Pillows

An alternative Medicine man.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Fakir Shrink.

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Tree surgery.

Vermont Home Remedies: 'Bottled aspirin? I'm afraid you'll have to go to Boston for that item.'