Non-traditional Healer Pillows

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Traumatology.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Medical Arts Building

Fakir Shrink.

'Got anything for a headache?'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.