New Age Healer Pillows

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The Inner Dog.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Alternative Medicine.

The Children's Hospital

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Fakir Shrink.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

Dancing Doctor

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

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