New Age Practitioner Pillows

'Come in'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The Inner Dog.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Witch Doctor

Acupuncture clinic

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Californians Abroad.

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"