New Age Practitioner Pillows

'Come in'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The Inner Dog.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncture clinic

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."