New Age Thinker Pillows

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

John felt New Age Women were a mixed bag.

David Icke

Born To Raise Consciousness

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

The Inner Dog.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

New Age Pit Bull

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Californians Abroad.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

The Chameleon Spa

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"