New Age Thinker Prints

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

John felt New Age Women were a mixed bag.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

New Age Pit Bull

Californians Abroad.

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

The Chameleon Spa

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

New Age Anatomy...

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'