New Age Philosopher Prints

Connect This, Woo-Woos

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

People To Avoid At Parties # 64 I use a psychic healer..she a reincarnation..

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

This Year's Spa

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Balding Autumn Tree.

Mall of ages

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Yogi Mayor

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

Venus Fly Trap

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'