New Age Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your new age philosopher friend? Our collection of clever, introspective products is designed to spark thought and bring a smile. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items celebrate curiosity, mindfulness, and a love for life's deeper questions, making them ideal for anyone exploring new ideas and philosophies.

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You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels. mockup

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

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People To Avoid At Parties # 64 I use a psychic healer..she a reincarnation..

People To Avoid At Parties # 64 I use a psychic healer..she a reincarnation.. mockup

People To Avoid At Parties # 64 I use a psychic healer..she a reincarnation..

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.' mockup

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

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New Age Store.

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'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature. mockup

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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This Year's Spa

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'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.' mockup

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

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'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...' mockup

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

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The Inner Dog.

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"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond." mockup

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

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Balding Autumn Tree.

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Mall of ages

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

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"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.' mockup

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

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"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket." mockup

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

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Californians Abroad.

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"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk." mockup

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

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'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.' mockup

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

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'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

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"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

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Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

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Venus Fly Trap

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"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?" mockup

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

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"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part." mockup

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

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"Apparently, 60 is the new dead." mockup

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

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"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you." mockup

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

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'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.' mockup

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

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A long way towards retirement...

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New Age Philosopher Gifts Collection

New Age Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the curious and contemplative minds of new age philosophers. Find the perfect cup for their moments of reflection.

New Age Philosopher Pillows

Bring thoughtful comfort into their home with pillows featuring witty and insightful quotes. Perfect for any space dedicated to serenity and curiosity.

New Age Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints designed for new age philosophers. Perfect for decorating a space that encourages reflection and deep thought.

New Age Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover a range of t-shirts that showcase their love for philosophy and mindfulness. Clever, inspiring designs to wear and share.