Nouveau Philosopher Gifts

"She had a lot to offer – but she never offered it."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Ban on Free Speech

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

The Googler

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?