Modern Philosopher Gifts

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

'Then, once you discover what it is you are searching for, just type it into the search engine.'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

Desert Island with CCTV.

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'It all sounds good but I want something I can get in pill form.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'I don't have much formal education, but I've googled a lot of things.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

"Hello? Jack Anderson?"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Temporarily Off-line.

"I think I got it,but, just the same, could you send me the link?"

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was crowdsourcing the answers."

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Sorry - I don't have any opinions...I've left my computer at home."

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."

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Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

"I'm not praying. I was just looking for a quiet and shady place to use my smartphone."

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"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

The Googler

Will be your Facebook friend for food.