Philosopher Of Modern Times Gifts

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

Extinct Species Heterosexual man,extinct 2042.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Historical memory is on life support.

The Googler

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's such a lovely day!"