Contemporary Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that sparks intellect and adds a touch of humor? Our collection inspired by contemporary philosophers blends clever design with insightful quotes. Perfect for thinkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a good mind-bender and some wit. These unique items are ideal to celebrate curiosity and modern ideas, inspiring conversations and self-reflection with every glance.

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"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline." mockup

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

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"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?" mockup

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

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'Consumer Society'

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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Ban on Free Speech

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.' mockup

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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The Googler

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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Voltaire

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?" mockup

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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What's normal?

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Contemporary Philosopher Gifts Collection

Contemporary Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring modern philosophy and clever quotes—ideal for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Contemporary Philosopher Pillows

Browse our philosophy-themed pillows—add a witty and thoughtful touch to your living space or gift a pondering loved one.

Contemporary Philosopher Prints

Check out our collection of prints showcasing modern philosophical ideas—perfect for inspiring reflection and sparking new perspectives.

Contemporary Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts inspired by contemporary thinkers and ideas—perfect for making a statement and showcasing your philosophical side.